RE: I am insignificant.
June 29, 2015 at 6:52 pm
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2015 at 7:00 pm by bennyboy.)
(June 29, 2015 at 11:53 am)whateverist Wrote: I used to feel the same way. But when I realized I was at least long enough to part her inner labia and rub against her clit I knew why I was put on this earth.Clit rubbing makes baby Jesus cry, and anyway you are judging sexual prowess wrongly. The correct formula is:
penis length * thrusts/minute * friction coefficient * total time = total damage done to "dat ass doe"
Obviously, you can't control your penis length, but if you skip foreplay, you can ensure sufficiently high friction, and the discomfort will likely increase your ability to go at least 40 minutes without stopping to communicate.
Once you have succeeded in causing maximal tissue damage, you must then proudly shout, "Am I insignificant NOW?! What's my name? What's my NAME!?" thereby proving that you do, in fact, exist. If possible, bring a microphone into the bedroom with you, so you can drop it in dramatic fashion before striding away like the boss you've proven yourself to be.
