RE: Do you M&Minize?
June 30, 2015 at 9:55 pm
(This post was last modified: June 30, 2015 at 9:55 pm by bennyboy.)
This is BULLSHIT, man!
You haven't even talked about the correct way of eating them: 1) run your tongue around the edge until it cracks into two pieces; 2) use teeth and tongue to carefully pry one half of the candy away, revealing a complete face of chocolate on one side, while still keeping candy on the other. 3) Slowly and with great discipline, run saliva across the chocolate, so that it gradually melts. Finally, and only if you have done everything properly, you get a tiny little crunch of the only remaining bit of candy.
I'm deeply offended by this talk of pieces that "immediately get eaten." You philistine!
You haven't even talked about the correct way of eating them: 1) run your tongue around the edge until it cracks into two pieces; 2) use teeth and tongue to carefully pry one half of the candy away, revealing a complete face of chocolate on one side, while still keeping candy on the other. 3) Slowly and with great discipline, run saliva across the chocolate, so that it gradually melts. Finally, and only if you have done everything properly, you get a tiny little crunch of the only remaining bit of candy.
I'm deeply offended by this talk of pieces that "immediately get eaten." You philistine!
