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Do you M&Minize?
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
(June 30, 2015 at 9:41 pm)Exian Wrote: M&Ms are my favorite candy. Can't say I've ever eaten them this way though. Peanut M&Ms are my most favorite, followed by classic, followed by nothing, because those are the only ones I'll recognize as M&Ms.

How dare you commit blaspheme in my thread!!  Everyone knows peanut butter M&Ms are the best!!!

Now, if you want to dump all over pretzel M&Ms, I'm totally with you.

Quote:Is this a thing or did you make it up?

The word "M&Minize" is what my family has always called eating M&Ms in a particular way.  My sister has a similar method to mine, including the "must eat one on each side of the mouth, or bite one in half and eat half on each side of the mouth" rule.  I can't remember my mom's M&Minizing protocol but it's not as extensive.

I did once explain my method to some coworkers who all looked at me like I was nuts, so M&Minizing hasn't swept the country or anything.  But I know people I'm not related to who M&Minize to a similar degree that I do.

(June 30, 2015 at 10:06 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I arrange mine similar but the light brown goes prior to red and the dark brown prior to that. I eat from the rows with the most quantity and from dark brown to blue. So if one row has more than any other, that will be the first one I eat from. If two or more are tied for the most, I will eat from those from the red end to the blue. Eventually, all rows will have an equal number.

Where are you getting tan M&Ms??  Those haven't been around since the 1990s, have they?? They replaced tan with blue.

Quote:I have to say that the quality control is so piss-poor that there are never equal amounts of each color. It really pisses me off when there is a whole bunch of brown and only one or two blues.

I have a lesser sub-rule that states that when an M&M is especially deformed, the shell is damaged, the whole M&M is broken or smashed or there are noticeable deviations in size or appearance from the average, that M&M must either be immediately eaten or it must be the first eaten once columnized in a rainbow, depending on the severity of its deviation.  Can't be havin' no weirdness with my M&Ms.


(June 30, 2015 at 10:22 pm)c172 Wrote: I just bought a 5 lb. bag of peanut butter M&M's yesterday, and I am halfway through. (Can I be arrested for pancreas abuse?) I'm just having at it. No special arrangements. Jus dump a bunch in tupperware. I will say they have a lot of deformities, though.

And I still miss tan.

I don't.  Tan sucked balls.  It was an ugly, unappetizing color, and replacing it with blue was an improvement to the brand.  Now we need a purple and all will be well.

And, dude, slow it down.  Even I, a connoisseur of the peanut butter M&M, am getting sick thinking of 2 1/2 pounds of M&Ms in my belly.... Tongue
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Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - June 30, 2015 at 9:26 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by vorlon13 - June 30, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Exian - June 30, 2015 at 9:41 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Minimalist - June 30, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by bennyboy - June 30, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by AFTT47 - June 30, 2015 at 10:06 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by dyresand - June 30, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - June 30, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by vorlon13 - June 30, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 1, 2015 at 12:04 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Aroura - June 30, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by AFTT47 - June 30, 2015 at 11:29 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Alex K - July 1, 2015 at 3:19 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by ignoramus - July 1, 2015 at 12:19 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Whateverist - July 1, 2015 at 1:25 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Ravenshire - July 1, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by AFTT47 - July 1, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 1, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Alex K - July 1, 2015 at 3:39 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 1, 2015 at 3:54 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Alex K - July 1, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 1, 2015 at 4:04 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Alex K - July 1, 2015 at 5:34 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 1, 2015 at 5:49 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Tonus - July 1, 2015 at 7:36 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Whateverist - July 1, 2015 at 8:25 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 1, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Whateverist - July 1, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 1, 2015 at 10:27 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by vorlon13 - July 1, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by ignoramus - July 1, 2015 at 10:33 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by The Valkyrie - July 1, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Whateverist - July 2, 2015 at 12:59 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Marsellus Wallace - July 2, 2015 at 1:12 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 2, 2015 at 1:21 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Joods - July 2, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Joods - July 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by AFTT47 - July 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 2, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Alex K - July 2, 2015 at 5:14 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Longhorn - July 2, 2015 at 5:27 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 2, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by brewer - July 2, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Ravenshire - July 2, 2015 at 6:40 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by brewer - July 3, 2015 at 8:51 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 2, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Ravenshire - July 2, 2015 at 9:29 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Joods - July 2, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Clueless Morgan - July 3, 2015 at 12:45 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by SteelCurtain - July 3, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by ignoramus - July 3, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by Ravenshire - July 3, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by c172 - July 3, 2015 at 1:33 am
RE: Do you M&Minize? - by SteelCurtain - July 3, 2015 at 5:41 pm



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