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I want a time machine to go back and kill.
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RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
I've come to he conclusion that I'd probably just use this time machine observation type thing the same way I use the internet, to try and view the most extreme violence, gore and sex that I can do.

Ancient orgies, torture methods, wars, all the kind of stuff you see in ancient porn on vases and stuff like that.

Along with that also try and clear up the mysteries of the world

I think it would be a really good question to consider what would the reaction of religious believers be to this.

What If you told a Muslim or a Christian, hey I'm just going back to check if Moses did split the sea in half, if Jesus did walk on water, if there was 1 woman and 1 man at the start of the earth called Adam and Eve.

Just going back to check that all these things that sound like myths, burning bushes, sticks turning into snakes, floods and arcs did happen, and that the gradual biological change in animals that evolution describes didn't happen.

I wonder if a religious person had the keys to this machine if they would allow people to see the behaviour's of their prophets or to find out the true secrets of the world.


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I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by Jackie - June 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:44 pm
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 11:50 pm
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by KUSA - June 29, 2015 at 7:09 am
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by IATIA - June 29, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by paulpablo - July 1, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill. - by MTL - September 25, 2015 at 9:50 am

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