dysfunctual greeting cards
October 9, 2010 at 9:06 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2010 at 9:07 am by Dotard.)
Me and some family were sitting around making up greeting card messages for dysfunctional families.
We were laughing our asses off and I thought maybe some of you here could come up with some good 1 or 2 liners.
Example;
(Front of card) I've always hoped (prayed) for someone to come into my life to love and hold. Now that you've came into my life......
(Inside card) I've changed my mind.
(Front) Congradulations on your wedding!! We all got together and decided......
(Inside) ... no one likes your husband.
Like that. Contributions please.
We were laughing our asses off and I thought maybe some of you here could come up with some good 1 or 2 liners.
Example;
(Front of card) I've always hoped (prayed) for someone to come into my life to love and hold. Now that you've came into my life......
(Inside card) I've changed my mind.
(Front) Congradulations on your wedding!! We all got together and decided......
(Inside) ... no one likes your husband.
Like that. Contributions please.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
