Roses are red... oh, never mind,
Since it turns out
That you'll soon be blind!
Happy cataracts!
~~~~~
To a very special grandson...
(Inside)... is 'special' the politically correct term for your condition?
~~~~~
So you're having an abortion...
~~~~~
Every day that we're together,
With all the things we've done,
I feel I love you more and more,
I feel like we are one.
(Inside) Happy birthday,
to my Siamese twin.
~~~~~
To my Valentine,
You're so special to me,
You make me feel so fine,
That I just want to tell you...
(Inside)... that I'm HIV positive.
Since it turns out
That you'll soon be blind!
Happy cataracts!
~~~~~
To a very special grandson...
(Inside)... is 'special' the politically correct term for your condition?
~~~~~
So you're having an abortion...
~~~~~
Every day that we're together,
With all the things we've done,
I feel I love you more and more,
I feel like we are one.
(Inside) Happy birthday,
to my Siamese twin.
~~~~~
To my Valentine,
You're so special to me,
You make me feel so fine,
That I just want to tell you...
(Inside)... that I'm HIV positive.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
