Wasps.
Goddamn enfuckerating wasps.
The best evidence we have yet that The Devil exists, is active, and for some reason has it in for me.
Motherfucking shiteating turd-burgling wasps.
Cunting fucking shitting bastard fuck asshole felching bollock smacking wasps.
The main reason for this deep and powerful fear is being stung right on the crease of my arse when I was about 12. It felt like my entire right bumcheek was about to fall off and explode. Before that, when I was a toddler one crawled inside my ear and stayed in there for several minutes. It didn't sting me, but I think the little shit knew exactly how much power it held over me for the duration of the experience and buzzed off to have a wasp-wank over it, the fucking fuck.
So yeah, not a big fan of wasps.
Goddamn enfuckerating wasps.
The best evidence we have yet that The Devil exists, is active, and for some reason has it in for me.
Motherfucking shiteating turd-burgling wasps.
Cunting fucking shitting bastard fuck asshole felching bollock smacking wasps.
The main reason for this deep and powerful fear is being stung right on the crease of my arse when I was about 12. It felt like my entire right bumcheek was about to fall off and explode. Before that, when I was a toddler one crawled inside my ear and stayed in there for several minutes. It didn't sting me, but I think the little shit knew exactly how much power it held over me for the duration of the experience and buzzed off to have a wasp-wank over it, the fucking fuck.
So yeah, not a big fan of wasps.
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