Statler Waldorf introduction.

[Statler Waldorf]

I guess the whole plants before the light, the woman out of a rib, talking snakes, etc is to be taken literally?

I spent time as a Math and Science Teacher at the high school level.

I don't know about everyone else, but this statment gave me the chills. At the same time, reminds me of Kent Hovind, somehow...

Well it doesn't say "rib" it says "side". Plants before sun, but not before light.

Not sure why it would give you the chills. My classes scored in the top 5th percentile in the entire State and even higher nationally. 45 percent of my class went on to have full ride academic scholarships for their University studies. Those numbers give me chills, but in the good way.