RE: Pubic Hair and Hygiene
July 14, 2015 at 8:43 pm
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2015 at 8:46 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(July 14, 2015 at 7:49 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:Skilled is the word you were looking for. Like a fucking ass ninja. Or an ASSassin.(July 14, 2015 at 3:48 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
Also, due to an unfortunate college experience involving alcohol, me naked, hot wax, blood, and pictures of me crying in the fetal position in a bathtub, waxing is a no go.
Y'know, Steely, I ain't letting anything with steel teeth moving at 600 rpm anywhere near my bunghole.
You're a brave motherfucker.
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See what I did there? [emoji14]
TBH, when it approaches the poop chute, it's got a zero guard on it.
But that brings it back on topic. My ass hair is like steel wool. It will smuggle a whole roll of toilet paper in little dingleberry nuggets if I don't keep it at bay.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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