Boy survives Plane Crash

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Boy survives Plane Crash

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RE: Boy survives Plane Crash

October 14, 2010 at 11:14 am

(October 14, 2010 at 10:20 am)Nitsuj Wrote: CHILD: "My mommy and daddy died in a crash. I'm the only one left.
CHRISTIAN: "How wonderful!"

CHILD: I miss my mommy and daddy.
CHRISTIAN: Oh, your mommy and daddy are watching over you!
CHILD: I don't see them.
CHRISTIAN: That's because they're in heaven!
CHILD: Why can't they be here with me?
CHRISTIAN: Because God wanted them to be with him!
CHILD: Why would God take away my mommy and daddy? Now I have no family and a lady from the government keeps moving me from one place to another.
CHRISTIAN: I don't know why God does what he does. But I do know that God loves you!
Note: during this entire conversation the Christian has a stupid grin the entire time.

Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?

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Boy survives Plane Crash - by Eilonnwy - May 14, 2010 at 9:57 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Minimalist - May 14, 2010 at 11:29 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Thor - May 14, 2010 at 3:00 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by mrjack - May 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Minimalist - May 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Thor - May 14, 2010 at 3:51 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Rhage - May 14, 2010 at 10:28 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by KichigaiNeko - May 15, 2010 at 6:00 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Violet - May 18, 2010 at 1:26 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Minimalist - May 14, 2010 at 3:32 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Rev. Rye - May 14, 2010 at 10:55 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 14, 2010 at 11:29 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Rev. Rye - May 15, 2010 at 11:14 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 11:12 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by KichigaiNeko - May 15, 2010 at 11:28 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 8:54 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by KichigaiNeko - May 18, 2010 at 2:36 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Paul the Human - May 15, 2010 at 11:19 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 11:25 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Too Dark - May 15, 2010 at 11:43 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by bozo - May 15, 2010 at 1:48 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Too Dark - May 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Zen Badger - May 15, 2010 at 11:36 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Thor - May 17, 2010 at 3:21 pm

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Jaysyn - October 14, 2010 at 5:27 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Nitsuj - October 14, 2010 at 10:20 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Thor - October 14, 2010 at 11:14 am

RE: Boy survives Plane Crash - by Tiberius - October 14, 2010 at 11:59 am

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