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Boxing Match Between Jesus and the Devil
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Boxing Match Between Jesus and the Devil
The whole town bet on the devil to win because they knew how crafty he is. Even the preacher bet on the devil.

But when the fight started, the first punch Jesus threw, the devil hit the mat. He was out for the count.

The whole town was stunned.
Town: How could you? We all bet on you. How could you just take a dive like that?
Devil: I know all y’all bet on me. That’s why I bet on Jesus, and now I’m taking all your money.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Boxing Match Between Jesus and the Devil - by Rhondazvous - July 15, 2015 at 2:16 pm

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