(July 20, 2015 at 7:37 am)Brakeman Wrote:(July 20, 2015 at 3:37 am)Alex K Wrote: Guys, listen, Jesus is Lord, it's undeniable! If it weren't true, our existence would be pointless!!! If you had seen Him cure terminally sick people like me, you would believe! Last year, they have proven the God particle with undeniable truth, what more proof do you need? They wouldn't have called it God particle if it weren't the Gate to the seven great seals of Ishtar which are the eternal home of the dragons who carried Jesus into the heavens on the third day! It is written! "And those with wings shall rise and eat those who deny the LORD his double guacamole burrito" Ezekiel 69:69. That they have persecuted me on my youtube comments is further proof!
So jesus is your lord/boss because you think he's a powerful magic wizard and you fear him.
You believe claims of his Magic!
You believe ancient scriptural claims because it has lots of "thee's" and "thou's."
You believe that atheists have pointless lives because the things that give their lives value, (family, hobbies, social life, and such), are insignificant compared to an invisible, untestable, undetectable, mythical being's demand to be worshiped by one particular species of carbon based life on a tiny planet in an obscure corner of the milky way.
Isn't that about it?
Um, Ezekiel 69:69? Double guacamole burrito? Lol. Alex K is one of us.