He can't be a real Aussie - he had no corks dangling from his hat. Incidentally, you'd be surprised how many times I and my fellow Black Countrymen get taken for Australian by visiting tourists.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'