I have just spent an hour trying to come up with puns to introduce this but there's so many conflicting levels of bizarre and sheer wrongitude going on that there are simply no words:
Dude Turns His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter
Here he is in all his, er, glory?
Dude Turns His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter
Quote:A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter, Sky News reported Monday. The “half cat, half machine” piece of art was dubbed the “Orvillecopter.”
Here he is in all his, er, glory?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
