Even Freud knew that a cigar is sometimes just a cigar. I wouldn't be so impolite as to actually say outright that this thread is little more than public masturbation, but that's not going to stop me thinking it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'