Missionary Position

[T.J.]

I guess I'm lucky that few Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses ever come around to my neighborhood. The first JW's I've seen dad shut the door in their faces as soon as they opened their mouth to speak. A few years later some Mormons came to the house to tell my dad he still technically belonged to the Mormon church in which he replied, "I don't belong to any church, I belong to God." and they walked off.

I once opened the door to see some JW's on the other side, they asked me if I was interested in the good news. I said, "No." and they walked away. Didn't persist or anything. Only the first story took place during the morning.