I have a TON but I'll share one...
I was 22 years old, out at a bar, having a good old time. I started a colon cleanse regimen that week but it didn't really work... or so I thought...
So, I'm dancing, singing, getting drunk... I went to sneak in a little fart because I was really gassy for some reason and I ended up shitting my pants....well more like leggings... not pants. The bar was wall-to-wall crowded so I had to squeeze by 40 people to get outside and silently freak the fuck out. I wiped my ass and pants off with some leaves and asked the DD to drive me home. I made up some excuse like I was sick or something... I didn't tell her I shit all over myself though.
Now, tell me the most embarrassing thing to happen to you.
I was 22 years old, out at a bar, having a good old time. I started a colon cleanse regimen that week but it didn't really work... or so I thought...
So, I'm dancing, singing, getting drunk... I went to sneak in a little fart because I was really gassy for some reason and I ended up shitting my pants....well more like leggings... not pants. The bar was wall-to-wall crowded so I had to squeeze by 40 people to get outside and silently freak the fuck out. I wiped my ass and pants off with some leaves and asked the DD to drive me home. I made up some excuse like I was sick or something... I didn't tell her I shit all over myself though.
Now, tell me the most embarrassing thing to happen to you.
