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The most embarrassing thing that has happened to you.
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RE: The most embarrassing thing that has happened to you.
(April 14, 2014 at 2:36 pm)No_God Wrote: I have a TON but I'll share one...

I was 22 years old, out at a bar, having a good old time. I started a colon cleanse regimen that week but it didn't really work... or so I thought...

So, I'm dancing, singing, getting drunk... I went to sneak in a little fart because I was really gassy for some reason and I ended up shitting my pants....well more like leggings... not pants. The bar was wall-to-wall crowded so I had to squeeze by 40 people to get outside and silently freak the fuck out. I wiped my ass and pants off with some leaves and asked the DD to drive me home. I made up some excuse like I was sick or something... I didn't tell her I shit all over myself though.

Now, tell me the most embarrassing thing to happen to you.

lol!! I don't know if any of us can top this!
Big Grin

You're awesome!

This might count as one. Back in college, I went on a first date with a guy who had liked me for a while and I really liked him, and we went out for a few drinks. I did a few shots and vomited all over the interior of his new car. We ended up dating for a little while though, despite that, but that was horrible.

I couldn't stop vomiting, it was bad. lol I remember the look on his face. Big Grin
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RE: The most embarrassing thing that has happened to you. - by *Deidre* - April 14, 2014 at 6:44 pm

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