Cannibalism
May 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm
(This post was last modified: May 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm by John_S3V.)
The path to enlightenment is easier than people think. It doesn't involve pondering, isolating yourself in caves for long periods of time, seeking out spiritual guidance or praising various deities with hopes of being spared from pain through servitude.
The answer is simple. Eat people. What? I'm not joking. My life was shit right up until I started eating people and once I did it got a whole helluva lot better.
You see, when you eat people their experiences and knowledge seep into your being which always you to gain wisdom without having to earn it through decades of discovery. It provides a level of pragmatism unmatched in comparison to non-cannibals. Plus, having other people's knowledge just makes life so much easier. You don't have to spend years and years in school studying or obeying a master of some sorts. Instead you can simply eat the master and reap his wisdom for dinner.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Bullshit. On what grounds can you make such a claim. I highly, highly doubt any one of you has ever eaten another human being so you can't possibly argue against my discovery, because you've never experienced it for yourself. You won't find documents or research papers concerning cannibalism, because everyone is too chickenshit to see the light!
If you'd like to know more feel free to contact me. Maybe we can even get together so that you can indulge me with your wisdom on the matter. oh...oh! I didn't mean by eating you of course, I meant discussing matters through cival conversation. Atm I'm full.
The answer is simple. Eat people. What? I'm not joking. My life was shit right up until I started eating people and once I did it got a whole helluva lot better.
You see, when you eat people their experiences and knowledge seep into your being which always you to gain wisdom without having to earn it through decades of discovery. It provides a level of pragmatism unmatched in comparison to non-cannibals. Plus, having other people's knowledge just makes life so much easier. You don't have to spend years and years in school studying or obeying a master of some sorts. Instead you can simply eat the master and reap his wisdom for dinner.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Bullshit. On what grounds can you make such a claim. I highly, highly doubt any one of you has ever eaten another human being so you can't possibly argue against my discovery, because you've never experienced it for yourself. You won't find documents or research papers concerning cannibalism, because everyone is too chickenshit to see the light!
If you'd like to know more feel free to contact me. Maybe we can even get together so that you can indulge me with your wisdom on the matter. oh...oh! I didn't mean by eating you of course, I meant discussing matters through cival conversation. Atm I'm full.
