limericks!

[drfuzzy]

What do you think, guys?  We have a meme thread and a joke thread so - why not a limerick thread?  (Or haiku?)

See, I posted this limerick in one thread:  

There once was a man whose psychology
Led him to accept a theology
He swore it was true
But between me and you
I think it's just bovine proctology.

And one more:

An alien dude and his wife
Heard that Earth with smart humans was rife
They conducted their search
They went church to church
But they found no intelligent life.

These were stolen from Dave's Big Fat Limerick Site:  Dave's site

But THEN!!!  Rocket and Crossless got inspired and created their own!

RocketSurgeon: 
The fundies they all sound so crazy,
Yet I think that they're just a bit lazy.
They'll swear it's all true
And explain it for you
But it only makes things seem more hazy.

Crossless1: 
A Christian once came to my door,
But his reasoning powers were poor.
I tried on a whim
To argue with him,
Which soon proved to be quite a bore.


So I had to try to be original too.  Here goes:

The fundies say heaven awaits
They long for those pearly gates
Once there they'll be bored
Just their sect and their Lord
Nobody in heaven to hate!