Philosophy vs Metaphysics vs Theology vs Science

[Whateverist]

This showed up on my wall at FB as a meme:


Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat.

Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there.

Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there, and shouting "I found it!"

Science is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat using a fucking flash light.