Well first, you need to be a member for a minimum of sixty days and contribute at least sixty posts before we can even consider you for membership. After that, you need to supply a member of Staff with proof that you are at least 18 years of age.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
