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Now that I'm over 65...
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Now that I'm over 65...
...I need to find a car that has it's turn signal permanent engaged. It should go no more than 35 mph on the Interstates, and should be large enough to land helicopters on the front and rear decks. The stereo must be permanently tuned to Lawrence Welk and the volume control should START at eleven. 

And on the bank, sixty bumperstickers, with an "I Like IKE" as the centerpiece.
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Now that I'm over 65... - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 23, 2017 at 10:45 am
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Joods - October 23, 2017 at 11:23 am
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Fireball - October 23, 2017 at 12:27 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 12:32 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Joods - October 23, 2017 at 1:00 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 23, 2017 at 1:12 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Joods - October 23, 2017 at 1:15 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Fireball - October 23, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 23, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by brewer - October 23, 2017 at 1:45 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Minimalist - October 23, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 1:55 pm
RE: Now that I'm over 65... - by Minimalist - October 23, 2017 at 4:04 pm



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