Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".

[Whateverist]

I have a friend who claims they have seen a ghost a multitude of times.

Wait .. are you the ghost she thinks she has seen .. and can anyone else see her?  *mind is blown*



Hey welcome, I like you avatar and your combination of whimsy and nerdy interests.  No Oreos for me though, I like fitting through doorways now.  For me, Oreos like crossing the streams, are something that one just mustn't do. Anyhow if I was from another planet -don't laugh- I'd be from earth, weird right? If I was human/animal amalgam I'd probably be a were-otter, playful but with a bite. Okay, this is getting awkward now. Must stop talking .. *backs away* *waves*

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Yes guys even I have a very scary story. Please don't read it if you're easly scared and have problems with nerves or schizophrenia or if you want to sleep again.

I found myself once in a strange situation that I had to spend few hours in some very old basement. So as the time passed I got hungry and to my surprise behind one curtain there was a small room (pantry) filled with canned beans. I opened few and ate from them and as I stared eating I started letting little farts. I mean I was alone so I didn't think about it too much. But then, oh my, suddenly I started hearing these creepy voices like half slain pig and when I turned back I saw a horrible gassy green monster with sharp claws ready to slice me. I started screaming and spitting beans out of my mouth, that I was still eating, ran out and to this day I never returned to that place again. Later on I looked at the bean can that I unconsciously held in my hand as I was running for my life and on it was written "Made In Transylvania".

You encountered Frankenfarter.

Is it true that ladies never fart?  I heard about that on a youtube.  

I really want C_L to watch this one: