How emphasis changes meaning.

[ignoramus]

I like this example.

I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    You must have heard it from someone else?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    I actually said the dog's as vicious as the owner and both need  to be put down!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Maybe you heard it from the officer reading you your rights?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Nah, it was the neighbour's toy moodle from across the road, I'm sure!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Depends? Does your hampster have huge canines!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!  Sorry, I meant he was just tasting me?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Nah, my hands are naturally bloody all the time


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    My mistake ...He mistook my hand for a giant fucking Schmacko!


(If you got any others, chuck 'em here)