Tretching the Grich
December 21, 2017 at 10:59 am
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2017 at 11:03 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Funny story . . . I was just in Drink Tiger when I saw some non-gender person collecting gadgets for twits. You know, useless crap like fake Men-In-Black-Memory-Eraser thingies. Stuff that doesn't even work... or stuff that does work but you wouldn't even want it.
Anyways . . .
This prat was stealing the shit for no reason. Not because they were genderless but because I'm a bigot and I'm gonna blame it on their genderlessness anyway. He then got out this huge monostereo and I started yelling at him saying WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT A STEREO IF IT'S MONO SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED A MONO!?!?!?
Anyway, he or she or neither... they bitchslapped me. I took umbrage at this and farted in their general direction . I don't understand why they had a problem with bigotry. I told them to accept traditional values and go and buy themselves some male or female genitals and marry a lovely Christian person. A Christian person who knows their gender and prays to an imaginary friend and shouts homophobic slurs like any decent person would.
I loudly started playing A-Ha-'s take on me on THEIR mono. They got really angry that I was using their stereo to play my own music. I called the nongender person an unchristian swine without a P or V and they punched me in the face and the shopkeeper didn't care! I tried to call the police but they didn't believe anything I said.
I went home a disatisfied bigot after that.
Anyway, I thought I would share my awful experience with a genderless Unchristian person not accepting my irrational bigotry just because I played A-Ha on his mono.
Anyways . . .
This prat was stealing the shit for no reason. Not because they were genderless but because I'm a bigot and I'm gonna blame it on their genderlessness anyway. He then got out this huge monostereo and I started yelling at him saying WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT A STEREO IF IT'S MONO SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED A MONO!?!?!?
Anyway, he or she or neither... they bitchslapped me. I took umbrage at this and farted in their general direction . I don't understand why they had a problem with bigotry. I told them to accept traditional values and go and buy themselves some male or female genitals and marry a lovely Christian person. A Christian person who knows their gender and prays to an imaginary friend and shouts homophobic slurs like any decent person would.
I loudly started playing A-Ha-'s take on me on THEIR mono. They got really angry that I was using their stereo to play my own music. I called the nongender person an unchristian swine without a P or V and they punched me in the face and the shopkeeper didn't care! I tried to call the police but they didn't believe anything I said.
I went home a disatisfied bigot after that.
Anyway, I thought I would share my awful experience with a genderless Unchristian person not accepting my irrational bigotry just because I played A-Ha on his mono.
