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The Eye of a Needle
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The Eye of a Needle
I have this great idea for a book! I'm really quite proud of myself, what do you think?

A rich man decides to genetically engineer a camel to be small enough to pass through the eye of a needle. This way, when he gets to the gates of heaven, he figures he can use logic to overcome the bible verse that basically dooms him to hell. Just before death, he gets exactly what he wants. A camel small enough to pass through the eye of a needle. "Amazing, I've won" he says with his last breath. When his body and brain lose all energy and functionality.... well... nothing. There is no god.
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The Eye of a Needle - by Quixotic - April 7, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Eye of a Needle - by Foxaèr - April 7, 2018 at 8:29 pm
RE: The Eye of a Needle - by brewer - April 7, 2018 at 10:09 pm
RE: The Eye of a Needle - by Fireball - April 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm
RE: The Eye of a Needle - by ignoramus - April 8, 2018 at 2:38 am
RE: The Eye of a Needle - by downbeatplumb - April 8, 2018 at 5:32 am



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