(May 30, 2018 at 4:42 pm)Mathilda Wrote:(May 30, 2018 at 4:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I think this story needs more fleshing out.
Not the piercings, though it sounds like a different type of piercing may have been in the works. The whole wrestling naked and drunk thing...
Well he suggested it. I thought it sounded like a laugh and went along with it.
What I didn't take into account though was that after 4 hours straight wrestling on a hard floor it would leave me bruised all over.
To make matters worse, the next morning, while hung over, I attended a first aid course as part of my PADI rescue diver qualification. Everyone took great delight in me being the patient they all practised on so I had to repeatedly lay down on the floor and get back up again so they could practise their techniques on me.
I tried explaining why I was in pain but it only seemed to encourage them.
Still ... not as bad as wrestling naked on carpet in a club without baby oil with a man twice my weight a couple of years later. The carpet burns took weeks to heal. It was funny though when that guy tried to bear hug me and I slipped out, climbed over his head and down his back head first. Still not sure how I managed that.
Wild Thang!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
