I have been looking into Ms. Hilton's bio and, quite frankly, I am ready to revise my opinion of her. If people would leave her alone for a bit and let her sort things out, I see the following as likely to come to pass:
-She will win an Academy Award for her role in the biopic, 'Mother Teresa: This Time, It's Personal'.
-She will be appointed US ambassador without portfolio, and will be instrumental in resolve the long-standing border dispute between Japan and Finland.
-She will be awarded the Nobel Prize For Crotchless Undergarments (the category will be created specifically for her).
-With her degree in biochemistry, she will engineer ever smaller and smaller purse-dogs, cementing her place in the history of both fashion and animal abuse.
-She will enter the Summer Olympics, but will withdraw when actual the meaning of the term 'pole vault' is explained to her (a similar situation will cause her to leave London in a huff when 'riding the tube' doesn't mean what she thought).
Leave Paris alone - she's got a lot to do.
Boru
-She will win an Academy Award for her role in the biopic, 'Mother Teresa: This Time, It's Personal'.
-She will be appointed US ambassador without portfolio, and will be instrumental in resolve the long-standing border dispute between Japan and Finland.
-She will be awarded the Nobel Prize For Crotchless Undergarments (the category will be created specifically for her).
-With her degree in biochemistry, she will engineer ever smaller and smaller purse-dogs, cementing her place in the history of both fashion and animal abuse.
-She will enter the Summer Olympics, but will withdraw when actual the meaning of the term 'pole vault' is explained to her (a similar situation will cause her to leave London in a huff when 'riding the tube' doesn't mean what she thought).
Leave Paris alone - she's got a lot to do.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
