RE: G'day Mate......
June 8, 2019 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2019 at 4:57 pm by Brian37.)
So last night Debra and Will, her husband, took John and I to a friends house for a party. Kinga is her name. Really nice lady and a fantastic painter artist too. Here house is eclectic as well as her paintings. She loves to paint parrots and I was floored by her paintings.
Anyway, she was a refreshing break from Will and Debra who'd be GOP voters if they lived in America. Kinga is a our version of a liberal, grew up in Poland and knows what threat Communism was and still sees Putin as a threat to eastern Europe. She hates Trump as much as John and I do. But she has tons of virgin Mary icons all over her house. She was a great host regardless.
But as an aside. When we got back from that party, we sat on the side porch lawn talking, must have been for 3 hours. So at one point John goes in to use the bathroom, comes out and discovers he cant find his I phone. Will and Debra had long since gone asleep. So John is quietly freaking out, in his head over the possibility of loosing his Iphone, so we have to tiptoe in around a dark house to avoid waking them up, trying to find his phone.
So John decides to set off the alarm on it to locate it. We must have been searching for 10 minutes or so before he did that. So he set the alarm off on the phone while we were on the side porch and we heard it, but couldn't figure out where it was. Mind you, it was very dark outside. We looked on the steps under the steps, nothing, but still hearing the alarm. Turned out that John, while sitting on the toilet, had taken it out of his breast pocket, and laid it between his legs in the interior of the crotch of his jeans, so when he pulled his pants up the phone slid into his pant leg. Finally after pulling a pat down like a TSA agent, the phone fell out of his pant leg onto the porch. I was laughing so fucking hard knowing we spent all that time trying to find it, both of us blind as bats searching for it in the dark when it was in his pant leg the entire time.
So I joked with John, "The best part of your IPhone ran down your daddy's leg."
Anyway, she was a refreshing break from Will and Debra who'd be GOP voters if they lived in America. Kinga is a our version of a liberal, grew up in Poland and knows what threat Communism was and still sees Putin as a threat to eastern Europe. She hates Trump as much as John and I do. But she has tons of virgin Mary icons all over her house. She was a great host regardless.
But as an aside. When we got back from that party, we sat on the side porch lawn talking, must have been for 3 hours. So at one point John goes in to use the bathroom, comes out and discovers he cant find his I phone. Will and Debra had long since gone asleep. So John is quietly freaking out, in his head over the possibility of loosing his Iphone, so we have to tiptoe in around a dark house to avoid waking them up, trying to find his phone.
So John decides to set off the alarm on it to locate it. We must have been searching for 10 minutes or so before he did that. So he set the alarm off on the phone while we were on the side porch and we heard it, but couldn't figure out where it was. Mind you, it was very dark outside. We looked on the steps under the steps, nothing, but still hearing the alarm. Turned out that John, while sitting on the toilet, had taken it out of his breast pocket, and laid it between his legs in the interior of the crotch of his jeans, so when he pulled his pants up the phone slid into his pant leg. Finally after pulling a pat down like a TSA agent, the phone fell out of his pant leg onto the porch. I was laughing so fucking hard knowing we spent all that time trying to find it, both of us blind as bats searching for it in the dark when it was in his pant leg the entire time.
So I joked with John, "The best part of your IPhone ran down your daddy's leg."
