As you know, I do experiments with aether energy. I recently learned to vortex the energy into an irregular vortex. I step into the vortex and instantly I'm someplace else. I had to learn how to remote view so I don't freak people out. I also had to learn how to travel invisibly. I can get back by merely changing my polarity.
On one of my first trips, I was standing before John the Apostle on the island of Patmos as he was writing Revelation. You can read about me in chapter 9 when I suddenly appeared before him and he started to worship me, which I didn't mind but Jesus didn't think it was funny. So I told John that I was "of his brethren".
One of the first things I asked him was what he meant by, "God is love?" He replied, "What do you mean, 'what do I mean', 'God the character and nature of love He-is: it's not catapult trajectory calculations!'"
I wanted to talk to him about the Marriage Feast of the Lamb. He started writing it down so some of Revelation is him quoting me quoting him. Which was weird.
We don't speak each others language so we were speaking in tongues to each other. I kept saying, "helicopter". He kept saying, "yeah, I know, locusts!" Believe me, I tried!
End the end, I couldn't teach him much. I however did teach him one thing and for that I am most proud...pull my finger!
On one of my first trips, I was standing before John the Apostle on the island of Patmos as he was writing Revelation. You can read about me in chapter 9 when I suddenly appeared before him and he started to worship me, which I didn't mind but Jesus didn't think it was funny. So I told John that I was "of his brethren".
One of the first things I asked him was what he meant by, "God is love?" He replied, "What do you mean, 'what do I mean', 'God the character and nature of love He-is: it's not catapult trajectory calculations!'"
I wanted to talk to him about the Marriage Feast of the Lamb. He started writing it down so some of Revelation is him quoting me quoting him. Which was weird.
We don't speak each others language so we were speaking in tongues to each other. I kept saying, "helicopter". He kept saying, "yeah, I know, locusts!" Believe me, I tried!
End the end, I couldn't teach him much. I however did teach him one thing and for that I am most proud...pull my finger!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
