Heh, I'm 67 and have been accused of dyeing my hair because it's just slightly gray at my ears. That's genetic- my father's mother had no or very little gray hair when she died at the age of 76. If I hadn't inherited that pattern baldness coupled with a high forehead from my mother, I'd be happier. Now, I'm mocking the Asians with my yellow teeth and the Native Americans with my bloodshot eyes? 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
