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Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings
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Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings
Summit to do....any more for any more? Edits?

Ding Dong Merrily on High.


Ding dong merrily on high,
In Devon the choirs are singing,

Ding dong verily the pies,
From Greggs are truly filling,

Liiiiiiiiiii-sten here,
Like fairies gods are fiction.



Oh how fine it feels to be,
No more afraid of Hades,

There's no evidence my dear,
It's all made up by crazies,

Liiiiiiiiiii-sten here,
Like fairies gods are fiction.



We are so much better off,
The milk of human kindness,

Really brings about results,
With methods known as science,

Liiiiiiiiiii-sten here,
Like fairies gods are fiction.




Joy to the World.


Joy to the world, The Lord has gone,
Not that, he was, for real!

A superstitious malady,
A lie of great hilarity,

Charles Darwin for the win,
Charles Darwin for the win,
Charles Darwin, Charles Da-arwi-in for the win.



Joy to the earth, true reason reigns,
A plague, religion's dead!

Religion as a tool was blunt,
We people aren't subservient,

There are no spooks on high,
There are no spooks on high,
There are no, there a-are no-o spooks on high.



Truth for the world, no more to hide,
The facts of whence we came,

A copying molecule event,
A spouting hydrothermal vent,

Then complex life evolves,
Then complex life evolves,
Then complex, then co-omple-ex life evolves
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Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 19, 2021 at 9:00 am
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Mister Agenda - March 19, 2021 at 9:23 am
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by brewer - March 19, 2021 at 10:12 am
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 19, 2021 at 11:18 am
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Gwaithmir - March 19, 2021 at 11:23 am
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 19, 2021 at 12:32 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 19, 2021 at 12:51 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Angrboda - March 19, 2021 at 1:08 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 19, 2021 at 1:14 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Angrboda - March 19, 2021 at 1:22 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 19, 2021 at 4:49 pm
RE: Atheistic Xmas carol reworkings - by Duty - March 20, 2021 at 9:10 am



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