Jesus was Mexican
His name was Jesus.
He didn't have a permanent address.
He always lived with 12 other people.
He was pretty good at getting across water.
Jesus was black
He liked Gospel.
He called everyone "brother."
He was harassed by the authorities.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish
He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was God.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
His name was Jesus.
He didn't have a permanent address.
He always lived with 12 other people.
He was pretty good at getting across water.
Jesus was black
He liked Gospel.
He called everyone "brother."
He was harassed by the authorities.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish
He went into his father's business.
His mother thought he was God.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.