Area 69

[Reforged]

I'm a '69er myself. And I do feel old.

You're as old as that cougar I married.

Yeeeeah, I was born in 1990 so I've got at least twenty more years to live than alot of you. I know right? :-)
Not the advantage it sounds like though. That means I will likely be alive long enough to be one of the hundreds of thousands who will be sent into the gladiator pits for the entertainment of Emperor Cameron. Should I survive I will be forced to breed with a variety of Scousers so that whatever offspring will retain my survival skills but be devoid of any human intellect. They will then be taken in for processing so that they might later form part of the Emperor guard that police the wasteland devastated by nuclear war and shoot the poor on sight. I would then be thrown back into the populace where I would spend the the rest of my days scrabbling for morsels until I succumb to the syphilis that would inevitably have resulted from such revolting unions.

... I've forgotten where I was going with this. My apologies to anyone who is Scouse.
It truly is a fate worse than death.