Aw, I saw the Freethought Society of the Midlands and thought it was a local thing - local to me anyway. Then I found it's in South Carolina. I don't think there's a bus that goes quite that far.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'