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Heaven
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RE: Heaven
(June 1, 2012 at 11:11 pm)Faith No More Wrote: even though I feel guilty about it, I find smoking chimpanzees to be quite hilarious.

"Have a gorilla!" - "No, thank you, I've just put one out!"

(Don't know if you've ever heard of The Goon Show, a classic BBC radio show of the fifties starring Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers. Their humour was so surreal it redefined comedy forever - without them there would never have been Monty Python.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Messages In This Thread
Heaven - by Cinjin - June 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm
My heaven - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 6:17 pm
RE: Heaven - by Welsh cake - June 1, 2012 at 7:27 pm
RE: Heaven - by Faith No More - June 1, 2012 at 7:37 pm
RE: Heaven - by Cinjin - June 1, 2012 at 7:48 pm
RE: Heaven - by Darwinian - June 1, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: Heaven - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - June 1, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: Heaven - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm
RE: Heaven - by Aiza - June 1, 2012 at 10:03 pm
RE: Heaven - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 10:39 pm
RE: Heaven - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - June 1, 2012 at 10:41 pm
RE: Heaven - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 10:43 pm
RE: Heaven - by Faith No More - June 1, 2012 at 11:11 pm
RE: Heaven - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 11:17 pm
RE: Heaven - by C Rod - June 1, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Heaven - by Zen Badger - June 2, 2012 at 12:33 am
RE: Heaven - by Angrboda - June 2, 2012 at 4:24 am
RE: Heaven - by FallentoReason - June 2, 2012 at 4:41 am
RE: Heaven - by Ace Otana - June 2, 2012 at 11:55 am
RE: Heaven - by frankiej - June 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: Heaven - by Panglossian - June 2, 2012 at 12:08 pm
RE: Heaven - by fuckass365 - June 4, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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