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My dumbass parents doubt evolution
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RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution
November 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
(November 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Physics has no name for the unpredictable and VERY REAL force acting upon the matter of my shoulder, my arm, my hand, the rock in the EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION of gravity.

It is not hormones – hormones are matter.
It is not brain – brain cells are matter. Matter has no free will.

So what exactly is the name of the force (which acts in a way science cannot predict) that lifts the rock doing the opposite of what gravity intended?

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FAIL, FAIL, FAIL.

Consciousness is an emergent property of a properly functioning the human brain. There is your mystical "force" as well as a name to go along with it.

You guys are a fucking laugh riot, you know that?
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by SkepticalMoron - November 7, 2012 at 10:06 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 7, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Faith No More - November 7, 2012 at 10:21 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by SkepticalMoron - November 7, 2012 at 4:56 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Annik - November 7, 2012 at 10:40 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 7, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 7, 2012 at 11:56 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by downbeatplumb - November 7, 2012 at 2:29 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 7, 2012 at 12:00 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 7, 2012 at 12:06 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Darkstar - November 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by festive1 - November 7, 2012 at 1:49 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cato - November 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by CapnAwesome - November 7, 2012 at 5:30 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 7, 2012 at 9:27 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brunitski - November 7, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 1:20 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 9, 2012 at 1:30 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 1:20 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by jonb - November 7, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cato - November 8, 2012 at 1:00 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by SkepticalMoron - November 8, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Anomalocaris - November 8, 2012 at 12:18 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 8, 2012 at 12:37 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 8, 2012 at 12:51 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 8, 2012 at 6:40 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Annik - November 8, 2012 at 7:10 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 9, 2012 at 12:19 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Annik - November 9, 2012 at 12:21 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 9, 2012 at 12:26 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by jonb - November 8, 2012 at 1:19 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 8, 2012 at 2:26 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 8, 2012 at 9:16 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 8, 2012 at 9:41 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by jonb - November 8, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 8, 2012 at 9:47 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 8, 2012 at 11:44 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 8, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by JosephBowie - November 9, 2012 at 1:30 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Alumacin - November 9, 2012 at 4:29 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Zen Badger - November 9, 2012 at 6:27 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 9, 2012 at 4:34 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Alumacin - November 9, 2012 at 4:51 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by festive1 - November 9, 2012 at 8:32 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 1:05 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Violet - November 12, 2012 at 6:05 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by LastPoet - November 9, 2012 at 4:56 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by KichigaiNeko - November 9, 2012 at 5:08 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 9, 2012 at 9:14 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 9, 2012 at 10:02 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 9, 2012 at 11:35 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 9, 2012 at 11:38 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 9, 2012 at 11:41 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 9, 2012 at 11:35 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 11, 2012 at 5:56 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 12, 2012 at 2:45 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 13, 2012 at 4:40 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Lion IRC - November 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cato - November 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Jaysyn - November 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 18, 2012 at 7:16 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brakeman - November 18, 2012 at 11:29 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 20, 2012 at 7:06 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brakeman - November 20, 2012 at 7:39 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Lion IRC - November 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 9, 2012 at 1:43 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by JosephBowie - November 9, 2012 at 7:24 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by JosephBowie - November 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by popeyespappy - November 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 10, 2012 at 3:34 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Zen Badger - November 10, 2012 at 4:27 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Zen Badger - November 11, 2012 at 1:00 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Jaysyn - November 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Godschild - November 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Zen Badger - November 9, 2012 at 9:43 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cinjin - November 10, 2012 at 12:25 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 9, 2012 at 10:58 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 9, 2012 at 11:45 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by downbeatplumb - November 9, 2012 at 1:58 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 9, 2012 at 2:09 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by downbeatplumb - November 9, 2012 at 2:38 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 9, 2012 at 3:01 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Anomalocaris - November 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Zen Badger - November 9, 2012 at 10:20 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 12:11 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 10, 2012 at 12:33 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 10, 2012 at 12:25 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 12:31 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Welsh cake - November 10, 2012 at 1:11 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 10, 2012 at 1:27 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by thesummerqueen - November 10, 2012 at 1:17 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 10, 2012 at 1:33 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 1:27 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Truth Matters - November 10, 2012 at 2:09 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 1:47 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 10, 2012 at 2:00 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 2:24 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Welsh cake - November 10, 2012 at 6:29 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brian37 - November 10, 2012 at 8:09 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 10, 2012 at 11:52 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 10, 2012 at 12:04 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brunitski - November 11, 2012 at 7:51 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by TaraJo - November 11, 2012 at 10:57 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Shell B - November 12, 2012 at 12:14 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 12, 2012 at 6:33 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Anomalocaris - November 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Shell B - November 12, 2012 at 4:08 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by festive1 - November 12, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 12, 2012 at 9:57 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kousbroek - November 12, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Shell B - November 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brunitski - November 12, 2012 at 5:42 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Anomalocaris - November 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Anomalocaris - November 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Kirbmarc - November 18, 2012 at 10:02 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 18, 2012 at 1:09 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Aractus - November 19, 2012 at 9:37 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 19, 2012 at 12:24 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brakeman - November 19, 2012 at 1:58 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by LastPoet - November 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Lion IRC - November 18, 2012 at 7:00 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brakeman - November 18, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Lion IRC - November 18, 2012 at 7:16 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Darkstar - November 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brakeman - November 18, 2012 at 10:16 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Lion IRC - November 19, 2012 at 12:11 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Darkstar - November 19, 2012 at 12:18 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 18, 2012 at 7:18 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 18, 2012 at 8:25 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Autumnlicious - November 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Brunitski - November 18, 2012 at 10:04 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 19, 2012 at 1:30 am
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by Cyberman - November 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
RE: My dumbass parents doubt evolution - by The Grand Nudger - November 19, 2012 at 2:18 pm



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