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T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger
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RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger
(July 17, 2013 at 9:48 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: According to the YEC's, all animals were vegetarians until the flood. So when exactly did they turn into meat eaters? While boarding the ark? While riding on the ark? Or as soon as they disembarked? Either way, it would have been pretty scary for Noah & family getting the two T-Rex's off the boat, not to mention having to hide from them until they died out.

I'd imagine it like this. The ark makes landfall at Ararat. "Right," says Noah, "you can all stop saying 'are we there, yet?' Everybody off!"

So they make their way to the gangplank, but the pair of T Rexes are blocking the exit. "Um, would you mind opening the door and going outside, please?" says Noah. "You're kind of in everybody's way there."

"Actually," says Mr Rex, testing the sharpness of his teeth with his tongue, "the Mrs and I have been doing a bit of thinking. I'm afraid there's a slight change of plan..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Minimalist - July 16, 2013 at 11:28 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Rahul - July 16, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 16, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Justtristo - July 17, 2013 at 5:08 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Doubting Thomas - July 17, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Rahul - July 17, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Minimalist - July 17, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Cyberman - July 19, 2013 at 7:39 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Jackalope - July 16, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Doubting Thomas - July 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by NoraBrimstone - July 17, 2013 at 4:11 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by max-greece - July 17, 2013 at 4:51 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Gawdzilla - July 17, 2013 at 7:41 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Rahul - July 17, 2013 at 9:22 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by max-greece - July 17, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by StealthySkeptic - July 26, 2014 at 8:55 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by The Magic Pudding - July 17, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Gawdzilla - July 17, 2013 at 9:24 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 17, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by bladevalant546 - July 18, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Rahul - July 18, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 19, 2013 at 1:03 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by bladevalant546 - July 19, 2013 at 1:11 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 19, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by bladevalant546 - July 19, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by A Theist - July 27, 2014 at 2:12 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by ShaMan - July 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by A Theist - July 27, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by StealthySkeptic - July 27, 2014 at 7:59 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 29, 2014 at 10:00 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by A Theist - July 30, 2014 at 8:36 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - July 30, 2014 at 10:35 am
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by StealthySkeptic - July 30, 2014 at 2:10 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Gawdzilla - September 5, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Anomalocaris - September 5, 2014 at 9:47 pm
RE: T-Rex Not Merely a Scavenger - by Minimalist - September 5, 2014 at 9:47 pm



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