RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 11, 2014 at 1:09 pm
(This post was last modified: February 11, 2014 at 1:11 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
Can I write your Bibble?
1. And JC did wander the message boards, selling his product.2 But the product was shite, and the theists did heeded him not, saying "truly, thou art a lost and craven creature!" 3. So JC shook the dust from his feet, And went even unto the atheists and again he preached his message, 4 but the atheists did spurn his message, even as had the theists. 5. and they spake amongst themselves saying "it is a crock of shit and it stinketh". 6 and darkness was upon their faces, and a mob gathered, muttering of invoking the dark god banhammer. 7 And JC spake again saying "see, I am like even unto thee, for I say bad things about things thou likest not",8 and it was in his mind that they would warm to him for such teaching 9 but they heeded him not and mocked him saying "du huh, we knew that arsebandit, What else you got?" 10 and JC spake again saying "learn from jideoni charles how to get stubborn stains out of carpet." 11 For truly he was getting desparate.
1. And JC did wander the message boards, selling his product.2 But the product was shite, and the theists did heeded him not, saying "truly, thou art a lost and craven creature!" 3. So JC shook the dust from his feet, And went even unto the atheists and again he preached his message, 4 but the atheists did spurn his message, even as had the theists. 5. and they spake amongst themselves saying "it is a crock of shit and it stinketh". 6 and darkness was upon their faces, and a mob gathered, muttering of invoking the dark god banhammer. 7 And JC spake again saying "see, I am like even unto thee, for I say bad things about things thou likest not",8 and it was in his mind that they would warm to him for such teaching 9 but they heeded him not and mocked him saying "du huh, we knew that arsebandit, What else you got?" 10 and JC spake again saying "learn from jideoni charles how to get stubborn stains out of carpet." 11 For truly he was getting desparate.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
