(April 28, 2014 at 3:08 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: So while I was banned I spent my time in the mountains deeply absorbed in contemplation when I had a burning bush experience. I was then given a plate with the real ten commandments. I figured I'd share them:
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No, no... I got the real commandments from an angel. They are written on golden tablets. I had to wear special glasses to read the angelic tongue they were written in, and nobody else was allowed to see the tablets, lest their holy radiance would sear their bodies to dust. Oddly enough, I seem to have misplaced the tablets. I just can't find them. But I do remember what they said!
