RE: Gnostics?
September 5, 2015 at 3:02 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2015 at 3:44 am by Redbeard The Pink.)
(September 5, 2015 at 12:36 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(August 30, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Shuffle Wrote: [hide]Has anyone ever found any leprechaun crap? No leprechaun crap = no leprechauns.
If there's no elephant crap in your house it's a safe conclusion that there's not an elephant in your house.
Ahem...I've found leprechaun crap. Leprechaun is in my blood, so I actually hang out with them on the regular. Incidentally, they hide big pots of their crap at the end of rainbows; we used to do gold, but that sort of became a liability so we let the gold rumor stand and switched to pots of crap. We also like to hide nearby with additional crap to throw at people who come and discover that the pots contain crap and not gold. Leprechauns make pretty terrible people, honestly.
Really, I'm not even supposed to tell anyone, but most of you guys are skeptics so I doubt word will travel too far.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)
Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
