What is the proper way to pray to Odin?

[Iroscato]

I do not believe Odin can be 'prayed' to in the same way Yahweh can be. 'PRAISING' him is the way forward. Even a mere Midgardian such as yourself can suitably impress the All-Father by consuming vast quantities of alchoholic beverages, most preferably with fellow revellers. Upon the clinking of cans/glasses together, you must scream PRAISE ODIN!!! at the very top of your mortal lungs. Such is the way to win his favour, and possibly grant you your desires. Besting multiple adversaries in mortal combat at once can also help gain his approval, as well as taking a comely wench in a manly fashion.

If it doesn't work, do all of the above again but HARDER. Either you will shape events to your desire in the future or be so busy drinking, fighting and fucking you forget all about the whole deal.