What is the proper way to pray to Odin?

[Aoi Magi]

In order to worship you need a few things:
A viking helmet
Viking face paint
Pure bronze sword
A believer of a different faith


Now first put on the helmet and face paint. Then take off all your clothing. Afterwards climb the tallest building you can find within 1km radius. When at top, scream praises of Odin at the top of your voice. Till you hear the sound of thunder. After that sacrifice your victim.





Or you can choose to worship grandmaster Tuttle-Snake, the true creator, in which case you'd just need to prove your devotion partying the hardest you can and then some more.