A person who needs help.....

[Athene]

Do you have anything to contribute to this thread or all you can squeeze out of your frontal behind is such words as "douche"? speaking of SMART, the word "douche" in French (yes it just so happens to be my native language!!!)means SHOWER as in cleaning one's filth out. In other words, the word "douche" MEANS "tool of CLEANLINESS". So thank you!!!!! I AM FLATERED , Though I personally think that JESUS is the Ultimate
Tool of Cleanliness. And for the fake theist that I am, I know that Christ is smiling down on me for Asserting that...

ALSO,  speaking of SMART,  are you familiar with what is known as "process of elimination"? Apparently not. It's actually a scientific process. I used it to determine the true nature of my experiences. So you're awwwwwwaaaay behind. And I am a theist. It will be stupid and retarded for one to read all my posts and think of me any other way. You don't seem to know what the word infiltration means because if you have you would not have used it knowing that I fully disclosed myself on the 1st 2 posts of this thread. This leads me to believe that you must be of around the 4/5th grade education.
Also I would recommend you go and brush your teeth because you mouth smells bad.  Do you know how I know? When one uses such terms as "shitty" to one who didn't not match that in any way and just because they have a different belief system than yours, that only mean one thing and that you need to brush your teeth and take that "douche" you seem to be desperate for. Oh, that will be meee LOL.
My advise is go back to school and stay in it this time....

Hehe. You, sir or madam are a babbling, fucking loon. No one made you misrepresent yourself on this thread; that was your decision. 

I happen to be a college graduate, but one certainly wouldn't need to have more than a fourth or fifth grade education to see that you're dishonest, immature, delusional and prone to fits of rage.
Oh...and that you're full of it.

You obviously want atheists on this forum to give serious consideration to the possibility that Jesus may actually be real. You knew this vision bullshit would have been challenged/dismissed immediately if you'd presented it as a theist, so you presented this dumb-ass vision story as an almost-atheist who's just so sick of this damn Jesus guy.

Atheists were supposed to say "You know, Orchid...the mere fact that a Jesus-hater who's practically an atheist could be having these visions without wanting or even caring to have them, gives me reason to pause and wonder. Is there a possibility that this Christ fella could happen to exist on some level? Hmmm."

You (being the stupidly unrealistic theist that you are) were actually taken aback, when atheists responded as they generally do in response to supernatural claims....offering logical explanations based in reality.
Your stupid narrative was thwarted with rational suggestions and questions. 
You've been exposed, dumb fraudulent bitch. 
Deal with it.

Btw, faketheist is a word that's made up....as a play on the words fake and atheist. Remember your original post, liar?