Almost forgot - this one is from 'Breaker Morant':
There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
Likewise the design.
But the aroma? Phew - THAT was a failya.'
Boru
There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
Likewise the design.
But the aroma? Phew - THAT was a failya.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson