A young Jewish virgin named Mary
Was in a position quite scary
In a family way
She decided to say
"I've been fertilized by the Tooth Fairy."
Was in a position quite scary
In a family way
She decided to say
"I've been fertilized by the Tooth Fairy."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw