These are not mine. I thought that they needed to be included here though!
Ten Atheist Limericks By James E Archer
I.
There once was a Theist who thought
Evolution was overwrought
Naturalism he said
is an end that’s quite dead
But quite naturally these views went un-bought
II.
There once was a pagan who posed
That god’s like the emperor’s clothes
The emperor’s bare
and god is not there
As any good Atheist knows
III.
There once was a fellow named Christ
Who thought we should all be born twice
He said praise my name
or before me be slain
He really was not very nice
IV.
There once was a Christian of fame
Who said three gods are the same
This “Doc” of divinity
believed in the trinity
But the count is three less than he claimed.
V.
An Atheist caused a sensation
By questioning god’s occupation
If god’s the first cause,
then let us give pause
To the cause of the cause of creation.
VI.
No matter how nice it may feel
Life after death is a deal
That should be rejected
for as you suspected
Death, unlike god, is quite real
VII.
They say god’s mysterious way
Leads to wonders performed everyday
But those with good sense
reject mystic defense
And know it makes no sense to pray
VIII.
The bible provides you with rules
And you think they are ethical tools
But contradictions abound
and wise men have found
That the bible is training for fools
IX.
To god’s power a nation did sue
For defeat of the foe, but it’s true
That the foe did entreat
for the nation’s defeat
So what is a poor god to do?
X.
My limericks almost are done
And the rhyming wars almost are won
In reason’s sweet name
I proudly proclaim
An Atheist’s place in the sun
From: USA Atheists (unfortunately defunct)
Ten Atheist Limericks By James E Archer
I.
There once was a Theist who thought
Evolution was overwrought
Naturalism he said
is an end that’s quite dead
But quite naturally these views went un-bought
II.
There once was a pagan who posed
That god’s like the emperor’s clothes
The emperor’s bare
and god is not there
As any good Atheist knows
III.
There once was a fellow named Christ
Who thought we should all be born twice
He said praise my name
or before me be slain
He really was not very nice
IV.
There once was a Christian of fame
Who said three gods are the same
This “Doc” of divinity
believed in the trinity
But the count is three less than he claimed.
V.
An Atheist caused a sensation
By questioning god’s occupation
If god’s the first cause,
then let us give pause
To the cause of the cause of creation.
VI.
No matter how nice it may feel
Life after death is a deal
That should be rejected
for as you suspected
Death, unlike god, is quite real
VII.
They say god’s mysterious way
Leads to wonders performed everyday
But those with good sense
reject mystic defense
And know it makes no sense to pray
VIII.
The bible provides you with rules
And you think they are ethical tools
But contradictions abound
and wise men have found
That the bible is training for fools
IX.
To god’s power a nation did sue
For defeat of the foe, but it’s true
That the foe did entreat
for the nation’s defeat
So what is a poor god to do?
X.
My limericks almost are done
And the rhyming wars almost are won
In reason’s sweet name
I proudly proclaim
An Atheist’s place in the sun
From: USA Atheists (unfortunately defunct)
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
