A musician came to play at a bar
so dirty he wouldn't bring his guitar
with liquid inspiration
and some improvisation
he rocked the joint like a star
without a guitar or instrument to speak of
he'd fashioned sounds with all he could think of
with surprise and a shout
the barmaids turned about
in awe of what he had made use of
turns out he had quite an imagination
his tip jar overflowed with donations
no one would have believed it
unless they had seen it
in response they stood in ovation
this story has finally reached its climax
so it's time I divulged all the facts
the music he played
wasn't naturally made
it was beer being sucked through used Tampax
so dirty he wouldn't bring his guitar
with liquid inspiration
and some improvisation
he rocked the joint like a star
without a guitar or instrument to speak of
he'd fashioned sounds with all he could think of
with surprise and a shout
the barmaids turned about
in awe of what he had made use of
turns out he had quite an imagination
his tip jar overflowed with donations
no one would have believed it
unless they had seen it
in response they stood in ovation
this story has finally reached its climax
so it's time I divulged all the facts
the music he played
wasn't naturally made
it was beer being sucked through used Tampax
