The form I generally see this take is phrase (particularly by Christians) is, 'It's not a religion, it's a relationship.' And yet, everything about the way they think and behave is religious. The only way they can justify the 'it's not a religion' claim is by stretching the word out of all recognizable shape. Silly fucks.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson